But I've decided to give the lowdown on my take of the Grammy's.
Jennifer Hudson - Looks great (though I suspect some Spanx was being used..nothing wrong with that, but it's bad if you can see the line). Sang wonderfully.
Jonas Brothers - WTH? Are they the new NKOTB? And I'm trying to figure out if they are really playing guitar.
Craig Ferguson cracked me up, very inappropriate jokes. Katy Perry, I'm not so sure about. I like her songs, but I really find her to be not such a great performer live.
Kanye - Dude, I love you, but what's up with that hair? The 80's called...well, you know the rest.
I'm glad Adele won the Grammy for best new artist, but isn't there some "curse" that goes along with it? That worries me.
Morgan Freeman - Introducing Kenny? Wow. And they're "friends". Goes to show you that Morgan really is a freakin' hippie (nothing wrong with that). I'm loving Kenny as per normal. Continues to feed my bizarre love of all things musical.
Diddy couldn't dress up more? Seriously, you're a good looking man, but a frakin' suit on. Robert Plant and Allison Krause won, good for them. I really need to pick up that CD.
Dean Martin is dead, how the hell is he getting a lifetime achievement award???
GOOD GAWD. Holy preggers. Polka dots were NOT the best way to go. I like M.I.A., but dayum.
OHHHH...TI is looking mightly yummy (when doesn't he?). I do not understand the fascination with L'il Wayne. Jay-Z, always dapper.
Kate Beckinsdale, ohhhh, very yummy. (oh, and M.I.A. is due today, poor thing. I was wondering if she was going to drop that kid right there, ha.).
DAVE GROHL....excuse me while I wipe up the drool from the keyboard.
So my question is this....why wouldn't Sir Paul McCartney have Sir Ringo Starr up there with him? He's obviously the only other living Beatle. Not that I mind Dave drumming, but I just found it odd (of course I wasn't paying enough attention, so was that a tribute to the Beatles or just to Paul? If just Paul, then I get it).
OK, seriously, I like Nicole Kidman, but tone that lipstick down!
Kid Rock is Pop? Oh, I love Jason Mraz. When I met him, he was just so awesome. I hope he wins.
Damn, John Mayer won. I like the damn song, so I guess that's good. thankfully he's sticking with the shorter hair. But what's with that suit?
Jay Mohr, seriously, how did he land Nikki Cox? Knob.
Oh SugarLand! Love 'em. I'd love to see them live, but I'm pretty sure Gumby would spontaneously combust at a "country" concert. I blame my Grandparents for my love of country.
"Grandma, can we listen to xxxx?"
"No. Put the country station on or some Johnny Mathis."
Country it is...Thankfully Garth Brooks was HUGE when I was a teenager, so I've got crazy love for him.
Oh, Adele is on now. I love her voice, but I'm not sure about that dress (or the shoes, actually). Damn that girl can sing (of course so can Jennifer from Sugarland).
HA HA. Trace Adkins wife did NOT look pleased when the camera went to her. (you know for a gal that listens to a lot of "alternative" music, I know much too much about country, oh well).
Radiohead!!!!! With the marching band, how fucking cool is that! Note, I managed to keep swearing to a minimum until Radiohead came on! Fucking genius'.
Wow. I just had my ass blown out. Amazing. And I mildly teared up. I'm at a bit of a loss for words.
Fuck. Now I lost the remote. Fucking thing should have a locator on it.
Sam L. Baby! He is a badass Mo-Fo. Oh, JT and TI. Mmmmm...there's some damn good eye-candy. Isn't T.I. going to jail? Oh, felony possession of firearms. Seriously, why did he need to buy 3 machine guns and 2 silencers?
How did this yutz become president of the Recording Academy? What's his claim to fame?
OK, I'm cool with Ne Yo playing with the "Four Tops" but Jamie Foxx? He annoys me. 'Cause it's all about getting that ass with him. dude, give it a rest. We know you're on the prowl.
Awww, Jordin Sparks looks so cute!
So tired. I have school tomorrow. I may have to postphone the rest of my thoughts until tomorrow......
Christina is schilling for Target?!?
Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline. 'nuff said.
OK, I stepped away to make the kid's lunches for tomorrow and Gumby laughed quite hard. Apparently during the dead people montage, the dude that wrote the original Batman song was on for all of 3 seconds.
OK, freakin' John Mayer can play, I give him that. Keith Urban, love 'em (back to that whole country thing *sigh*). BB King, could never tire of him.
Apparently John Mayer irritates Gumby as well.
I'm gonna cry, I wanna be done...
Robin Thicke. You know, I don't see how Alan Thicke is his father. Robin is just one freakin' cool cat.
Ok, so I was going to make fun of T Pain, but I have to make fun of myself instead. Here I was all giggling that the Grammy's did a 5-way split screen for the best rap album and I told Gumby that Lil Wayne would win, but I was hoping that either T.I. or Lupe Fiasco would win and when they read Lil Wayne, I was all, "TOLD YOU!". Like he was arguing with me.
I'm an idiot.
OK, I may miss a bit, had to rewind to Radiohead for Gumby. I feel his ass should also be blown out :)
Allison Krause and Robert Plant were awesome.
See, Diddy, take note from Green Day, they wore suits.
I'm rooting for Coldplay for album of the year, but Radiohead is my next choice....
But Robert Plant and Allison Krause get it. They are awesome together, but let's face facts, is that really what the "kids" are listening to. This would be why the Grammy's are criticized for not being "relevant". Whatever.
Hmpf. That was not how I wanted to end.
Shut up Robert, I love the music, stop rambling, you're getting played off.
Nice, they abandoned Stevie in the middle of the stage by himself. Ha.
Well, tune in next for the Oscar's!